Momvelist

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

(via agreyeyedgirl)

belikvs:

stephendenes replied to your post: i’m making an alarkling graph…

DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT THEIR FLUFFINESS JUST DONT

this felt appropriate 

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

(via conmover)

flying-humpbacks:

fandomhopper:

HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS

I never though of it that way!! 0_o

Well…that can’t be unthought.
O_O

(Source: lizardfang)